Drew Reviews Things
Weekly reviews of films, books, lamps, operas, beards, paintings, telephone poles, suspicious moles, noses, noises, belts, pelts, hens (not roosters), chairs (not boosters), soaps, childhood memories, no-good Henrys, dryers, Spartans, liers, tartans, oranges, purples, and other nouns. No loitering.
Schumer and Apatow’s Trainwreck takes on the careworn genre of the romantic comedy and loses, becoming a funny but recycled series of sketches arranged around the dullest plot imaginable. You may not be convinced that these two lovers are destined for each other, or that marriage and family contain all happiness, but you’ll hear some crackerjack jokes along the way. You’ll also see a lot of material that has already been used to better effect in Inside Amy Schumer. Also, LeBron James splits a bill.
There’s jizz, jizz jokes, Chekhov’s jizz storage facility, Tom Brady’s jizz, a Mark Wahlberg covered in jizz photo posted to Facebook, black cock jizz, white cock jizz, indeterminate cock jizz, a dick-shaped bong that totally looks like you’re trying to get the jizz contained within, Winnie-the-Pooh unforgivably associated with a quest for jizz, and romance that probably ends in jizz. It’s a Seth MacFarlane film, or more accurately an extended episode of late-run Family Guy, and so you already know it’s terrible. It is going to make a ton of money and there’ll be sequels. That’s the world we live in now.
Results is a sincere and interesting attempt at reworking the traditional rom-com, bringing emotional depth and individuality to its central characters. Focused on a directionless millionaire trying to get in shape, and his developing relationship with both his trainer and her boss, the film attempts to grow interesting dilemmas out of fully formed characters in organic ways. Part satire on fitness culture, part investigation into combating modern alienation, the film is not as successful as it could be but is certainly worth watching.
Big Hero 6 can only be described as a bland disappointment; squandering a beautiful backdrop on a child wish-fulfilment fantasy that even four-year-olds will find predictable. That the film refuses to take a risk at any point is symptomatic of the Disney way of making animated features by committees, and aptly represents why more adventurous studios such as Pixar and Studio Ghibli have become more successful and celebrated.
Securing an interview with the most secretive dictator in the world, lightweight TV host Dave Skylark and his loyal producer Aaron Rapaport head to North Korea and to the lair of Kim Jong Un. But not before the CIA knocks on the door, coercing them into an assassination attempt on the young tyrant’s life. The abundant lack of competence the two demonstrate does not give the CIA pause for a minute, and as a result the film documents the pair’s numerous fuck-ups on the way to a typically worst of both worlds conclusion.
OTHER STUFF
Civilization: Beyond Earth is the latest instalment of the popular Civilization franchise, and a spiritual successor to Alpha Centuri. Set with in the conceit of colonising an alien planet after the collapse of human civilisation, the game adds an interesting sci-fi veneer to a classic Civ engine. Those poetic story-telling elements are present and highly successful, but Beyond Earth never shakes the feeling that it is a downhill chore once the excitement of a new plant and its futuristic trappings wear off.
Talion is a ranger stationed at the Black Gate, the entrance to Mordor, after an undisclosed misdemeanour in his past. Overrun by Uruks, the Orc-like army of the Dark Lord Sauron, he is bound to the place and to never die through a cruel blood sacrifice. Only a lost wraith will help him, a being whose past is not fully understood. With nothing but a sword, dagger, and bow Talion takes on the whole horde of darkness in an attempt to stop Sauron and somehow free himself from his accursed half-life.
Told in the surreal, fairy-tale place of “Bad City”, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night documents the evenings of a mysterious vampire as she preys on the sorrow and depravity of those around her. Somewhat of an innocent waif, despite her surroundings, the girl runs into a handsome young man who perhaps offers her human connection beyond her isolated and evening-bound life. Things do not go smoothly; as their love is interrupted by pimps, drug dealers, and a whole lot of slow dancing.
With the costs of attending university within the United States increasing, and indeed throughout the Western world, the documentary Ivory Tower questions whether the existing funding models and structures within higher education have a future. Stuffed full of interviews with experts, examining alternative models, and even capturing a large-scale student protest at Cooper Union in New York, the film sets out to examine the problem from a multitude of angles.
Hubert Sauper captures South Sudan at an essential moment; on the eve of its vote for independence, and the consequences of that decision. An amazingly thorough documentary, it illustrates the complex puzzle that is Sudan through interviews with locals, missionaries, Chinese workers, American and UN aid officials, and a host of others who compete or unite to form the complex and conflicting web of interests that is quickly transforming South Sudan into a humanitarian disaster.
Mitch and Colin are former brothers-in-law and old friends, compelled to catch up every few years and shoot the breeze. This time retiring surgeon Mitch has a proposition for his friend, come along to Iceland first class and have the time of his life. Colin knows Mitch won’t take no for an answer, so the two are off for adventure and repose. Running into a cast of characters, the two contemplate life and the events that have brought them to where they are today.
Told from four different perspectives, all interconnected, the drama of the film centres around the injury of a cyclist in a car accident under suspicious circumstances. Implicated are the wealthy Bernaschi family, and their teenage son Massimiliano. At first it appear that his girlfriend Serena is covering up for him after he drove home drunk from a party, however the truth turns out to be much more tangled. Enter Serena’s parents, who also have financial dealings with the Bernaschi family and wealthy friends also trying to cover their own hide.
There’s an important story to be told within the documentary Songs For Alexis; unfortunately director Elvira Lind is not skilled enough to catch it. The result is a film which is deeply unsatisfying in its exploration of transgender individuals – missing some of the essential issues within the community, to focus on a story of teen angst that only glancingly connects with what makes the film unique.
Set amongst a web of Hollywood royalty, of pampered stars and pop psychiatrists, the film follows young and troubled Agatha as she returns to the town, and takes up a position as a personal assistant for aging star Havana Segrand. Alongside Havana’s ruthless campaign to be cast in a role previously played by her mother, is young Benjie who is the child star of a new franchise known as Bad Babysitter. This being a Cronenberg film, something deeply strange is occurring beneath the surface.
A brief account of the childhood and career of the hip-hop artist Nas, the film focuses on the events leading up to his 1994 debut album Illmatic and its influence on the broader Hip-Hop scene in Brooklyn and across America. Told from a vantage point of success, it also recounts the tragic deaths and incarceration of Nas’ core group of friends from the period, as well as his abandonment by a neglectful father.
Adolf Hitler wakes up alive and well in 2011, in a field just outside Berlin. Baffled as to how he got there, and the absence of the Russian advance, he has little more than a sketchy memory of his previously last day on earth and gets a headache thinking about it. No matter, as the Führer orients himself firmly towards the future: first, discover what disaster the motherland faces for Providence to recall him to Germany’s defence; and secondly, get back into power.
A leading High Court judge, Fiona Maye, is called on to decide whether a seventeen-year-old Jehovah’s Witness may refuse a life-saving blood transfusion. The law is both clear and unclear, depending on a highly normative judgement from an impartial justice, and the decision turns on Fiona’s own exceptional ability to determine the facts and decide what is in the best interests of the boy, without being swayed by her own or other’s prejudices and religious beliefs. Adding to this pressure is the contrast of her own personal life, where her long marriage is undergoing a slow disintegration.
Tsukuru Tazaki is thirty six and leads an almost monastic life, redesigning railroad stations and casually dating travel agent Sara. When she insists he confront the something that seems to be holding back their relationship, Tsukuru is thrown back into the past and to his teenage friendship with four amazing but different schoolmates. Almost twenty years later, Tsukuru must journey home to ask them why they turned their backs on him one summer, and discover what events passed between them to so horribly sever their friendship.
Set in a small seaside town to the north of Barcelona, Roberto Bolaño’s first novel, The Skating Rink, revolves around the beautiful figure skater Nuria Martí, a secret skating rink built with misappropriated public funds for her, and a shocking murder committed there. Narrated by three unreliable voices – of Remo Móran (a local businessman), Gaspar Heredia (an itinerant poet from South America), and Enric Rosquelles (a senior civil servant) – the novel charts the small-time political corruption and petty jealousies that lead to tragic consequences.
The AICE Israeli Film Festival remains a great showcase for Israeli films, and there were some outstanding films in this festival. It offered a slice of the identities and powerful passions that complicated the image of simply an “Israeli” festival, and demonstrated that there is more than just the politics of the Middle East that drives filmmakers to comment on these issues. The spectre of protests in Sydney was disappointing; in many cases, Palestinian advocates would gain a lot of sympathy, understanding, and new awareness from encouraging people to see these critical Israeli films.
Mosab Hassan Yousef, the son of a founding member of the terrorist organisation Hamas, was recruited by Israeli internal security force Shin Bet to spy on his father and infiltrate terrorist organisations. The Green Prince, as he was called, is transformed into one of Israel’s most sensitive and effective sources of information – but at great risk to Yousef and his family. Told through complimentary interviews with Yousef and his handler Gonen Ben Yitzhak, the story they recount borders on the unbelievable.
A chance meeting between old friends leads to the revival of the Israeli folk dancing group Hora 79 for one last performance. But after 33 years the dancers are past their prime and still stuck in old conflicts, loves, resentments, and jealousies. Reunited, these long dead feelings rise to the fore and the members must contend against them, as well as a rival manager who wants to see them removed from the festival, and an old director who represents the epitome of folk dancing evil.
A team of would-be spies work to outwit the Israeli government, the French ambassador, the Russian scientific attaché, the representatives of Oman, the Iranian secret service, and a host of other international interests in their attempt to secure $100 million in diamonds for the stolen laptop of Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh. Led by talented con-man Daniel, the team are picked up by Mossad and interrogated for their role in the assassination of Al-Mabhouh. What follows is a game of cat and mouse, and the respective players try to get at the truth while forwarding their interests.
Boris Gelfand, Israeli chess Grandmaster, has a shot at defeating World Champion Viswanathan Anand in a gruelling twelve games played over one month in Kazan, Russia. Album 61 follows Gelfand and his extensive team during that month; but also documents the story of Boris’ father, who devoted himself to the success of his son. Gelfand makes startling progress – drawing most of the matches and pulling off one unexpected victory. Anand is on the ropes, but still a World Champion; and the tense showdown has everyone on the edge of their seats.
Israeli filmmaker Ram Loevy documents the every-day life of his hometown of Ramat Gan, a city of Tel Aviv, and the stories of colourful locals. We meet an Iraqi barber whose father was barber to the King of Iraq, a quite amazing Russian accordion player who has a quote for every customer, a Jewish dollar store owner with a love for Arabic poetry, and several nostalgic ex-Soviets. People pass by, talking on their cell phones, and a poor parking inspector wangles with the general indifference of the locals.
Questions of freedom, the law, and existence are put forth in the powerful Far From Men – a film that is not to be missed. Documenting a moment at the start of the 1954 Algerian war for independence, it follows schoolteacher Daru as he must deliver a prisoner to the closest French garrison to receive justice. Caught between the two warring factions, the men must struggle for their lives and their freedom – throwing into sharp relief the choices they still possess within a world of randomness and contingency. Shot as a thrillingly tense western, the film slowly reveals a magnificent political and philosophical punch.